There.
Do I really look okay in this uniform?
It looks so weird to me...
Yuzuko will laugh at me.
Yukari... I'll have to lock down her cell phone.
Can't let her take my picture.
Have a good day!
Sure!
Okay!
I'll be going outside dressed like this for the first time.
It's embarrassing.
At last, I get my first sight of Yui-chan in her uniform.
I wonder how I should react when I see her.
I think I'll laugh and laugh... then pass out from exhaustion...
A... cat!
Eye contact... She's making eye contact!
I bet...
If I make the slightest move, she's going to run away!
What do I do? My nose itches!
I wish some passerby would scratch it!
Or maybe some high-speed flower petal will blow by on the wind!
It happened!
See you later.
So sleepy. Don't wanna go...
I want to go home already.
My ankle twisted.
Oh... I'm falling.
Oh... I'm going to hit the wall.
Ow!
That hurt...
Well, it woke me up, at least.
Okay!
Let's go meet Yui-chan and Yuzu-chan!
Now We're High School Students
Enrollment Ceremony
You think we'll be in the same class?
I hope we are.
Ichii Yui Nonohara Yuzuko Hinata Yukari
Hooray!
We're all together!
All together!
I get it.
Together!
I said, "I get it!"
The enrollment ceremony will begin shortly.
All freshmen, please report to the auditorium. I repeat...
Let me offer my congratulations to our incoming freshmen class.
Your long-awaited high school lives have finally begun.
Your faculty and upperclassmen are all very happy to welcome you.
As you begin your high school journey,
let me just say a few words...
I'm so tired. Is it time to go home yet?
Too early.
We only just started.
In that case...
Maybe if I shut my eyes real tight,
then open them really wide, I'll see my front door before me!
I guess I don't have that power.
Of course not!
Yeah! I want that power, too!
Yui-chan, you just don't know how to dream!
Don't you ever wish you'd win the lottery or anything?
That's what they call "buying your dream," right
No, it's not. They just want money.
They just want money so they can slack off all day!
What club you wanna join?
Art Club
Horticulture Club
I want something that gives me free time.
Archery Club
Yeah.
What is it?
Searching for Data Processing Club Members!! We currently have zero members! The Data Processing Club primarily teaches computer skills for use in job hunting. Club Advisor: Matsumoto Yoriko
It says zero members.
Zero members?
Zero members.
For today, how about we just wander around the area?
The weather's nice.
Yeah! Wandering! Fine wandering weather, it is!
Absolutely wonderful wandering.
Where you wanna wander?
Let's wander that way.
A random wander around the station.
Yeah! Station wander!
You guys...
You just like saying "wander," don't you?
I wander where you'd get that idea.
I wander, too!
Four books I want just came out.
Why don't you buy them all?
The cost would end up pretty high.
That one's 400 yen, those two are 750 yen...
You jumped!
Hey! You made me lose track of the sales tax!
Ever so sorry.
Okay, so that one, that one, and that one...
Hey! Yuka—
You guys!
Ow, ow, ow!
That hurts...
Yui-chan, are you sure you don't want to buy those books?
Nah. Some other time. I don't have money today.
Just a moment, please.
I beg you, be gentle with me!
Sure. Please step inside, if you would.
Do you have any rented videos in your bag?
Or anything that might have a long cord?
Yes ma'am! I do indeed!
Sometimes an item wrapped up in a cord will confuse the sensor.
She's right! I unraveled it and it's not buzzing anymore!
Miss, are you a scientist?
I just sell books.
Karl Gotch!
Ch... Ch... Chupacabra!
That's what you're going with?
Ra... ra... rain trench.
"Ch" again? Ch... chica-wow!
Whammo.
Mochi!
Mochi...
now I want mochi!
You broke the rule!
Oh, but I want mochi now, too!
I know, right?
We want mochi!
What the heck.
Here. Sorry they're dumplings and not proper mochi.
Hooray!
I'm way too soft.
It's so good!
Yeah. Mochi really gets you motivated!
Mochi... vated...
Yay!
You're both so stupid.
Hey, Yui-chan.
Can I kiss you on the cheek?
Huh? No way.
What? Why not?
It's obvious why not.
Then let me grab your boobs!
Why'd you pick something even worse?!
Yuzu-chan, you've got some there.
Yui-chan, lick it off.
Hey!
Yuzu-chan, no fair!
Lick it, lick it off!
Just wipe it off with your hand!
I want you to lick it!
Those dumplings were so good, Yui-chan!
So good!
Poke!
Cut that out, idiot! You know my ribs are ticklish!
Gotcha!
Look here.
What? Why only me?!
You're being so scary.
Yui-chan, please calm down.
Calm down, please.
Let's have a nice calm sit.
My hair is long, but Yui-chan's hair is long, too.
Lucky! I wish I had long hair.
Mine now!
Then this one is mine!
Hey!
Hey! Don't play with my hair!
Cut it out! Get off! You idiots!
These guys are too cute to be real!
Yuyushiki!
You know how, in movies and comics,
they always knock people out with a single blow to the neck?
Like... they hit you with a karate chop!
Why are you bringing that up?
Yu—
You're not doing it on me!
You know there's a "Closer" in baseball, right?
Yeah, I know.
Though I don't know a lot about baseball.
I wonder how Mr. Closer can pitch for so many teams at once.
She really means it!
Yes, he must be a really amazing person.
Just let it go.
I know!
Hey, what's our next class?
I think... English?
Yay! We've got Mom! Hooray!
What do you mean, "Mom"?
Mom-sensei!
Girls!
Break time is over now.
Okay, Mom!
What?! I'm not even thirty!
Well, class is starting!
Take your seats, please!
Oh! That last one really carried, didn't it?
It doesn't work when I try to do the same thing.
Okay, everyone, have you heard about this?
These days, kanji is becoming very popular overseas.
Love
There are even people who get their favorite kanji tattooed on their bodies.
Samurai
By the same token, do any of you have a favorite English word?
Chocolate!
I like that one, too!
Cola!
Not quite what I'm looking for...
Stone Cold!
Right. Why don't we just start class?
Ta-da!
Medium-thick Worcestershire Sauce
Feast your eyes! It's Bull-Cat Sauce!
Hey... why did you bring sauce to school?
I'm gonna get a pork cutlet sandwich for lunch
and put this on it and eat it!
I'm so hungry...
It's really crowded.
Welcome back!
The line was so crowded.
Where's your sandwich?
I changed my mind.
I thought I'd rather have curry bread with sauce instead.
This is the truth.
Then why did you cry out like that?
I didn't! You can put sauce on curry, anyway.
That just might work!
It will definitely work!
Hey! It does kinda work!
You aren't just forcing it?
Well, which way is better? With sauce or without?
Without...
If you add the word "magical,"
it makes anything sound more awesome, you know?
Huh? What do you mean?
Oh! Magical Doctor!
"No disease he can't cure!"
Magical Sauce!
"It goes with everything!"
Magical Bank!
"Great interest rates!"
Magical...
Magical Court?
I can't quite see that one.
It's Mom!
What are you doing here?
I was picking up something I forgot.
What's this room for?
It's for the Data Processing Club.
The club is on hiatus right now, so it's not in use.
Data Processing Club! The club with zero members!
Zero members!
Can we look inside?
Are you interested?
Sure.
Here.
I'll be in the faculty room, so take your time.
Thank you!
It's so small! It's really cozy!
Hey, there's computers!
There!
Hey!
It moves!
Don't mess with the LCD!
Come to think of it, I once took an S&M quiz on the computer,
and it said I'm closer to S.
Huh?
Yui-chan! Let me hit you! I have to know!
No!
Actually, I don't know if one time will be enough...
I said "no!"
You say no, but what do you really think?!
You're secretly happy about it, aren't you?!
No, I said! No!
Don't watch me while I'm answering the questions.
Yui-chan, I think you're an M deep down, myself.
I think so, too.
S&M Quiz: You are 75% Masochistic
So I can hit you, right? Then I wanna push you down!
Can I bite you a little? Then I wanna bind you!
Ow! That result was a lie!
Yeah... too bad.
Hey!
The weather's amazing today!
Yeah, it's really nice.
The sun is at its brightest!
You're truly amazing, sun!
Your light makes it all the way to Earth, even though you're so far away!
Looking at the sun does make people sneeze.
I wonder why.
You want to look it up?
Mysteries of the sun?
That or ketchup! They're both red, after all!
Let's go with the sun.
Sure.
Huh?
Sun
99.8% of the matter in the solar system is contained inside the sun.
Almost all the rest is in Jupiter.
Wow!
Then, if I were the solar system, almost all of me would be the sun...
Sunspot
Jupiter
Jupiter would be about this much.
I wonder how much Earth would be?
Around this much, I guess?
Wow... the Earth is... the Earth is...
This has gotten vastly off the point.
Oh no! The Earth came out!
What?!
Yeah... that's awful.
The Earth came out with the root!
Oh no! Not the root!
Does the Earth have roots now?
Oh no! I lost the Earth!
Oh no! What do we do?
It's the end of the world!
Poor humanity!
Idiots.
The average distance from the sun
to the Earth is about 150 million kilometers, it says.
That's so far!
It's amazing the sun's heat travels this far, huh?
With a stove, you barely feel the heat
just two or three meters away, after all.
The sun is really incredible.
What if our houses were that far away from school?
Who would go to a school like that?
We'd have to take off, most days.
MOST days?
Just find another school!
I guess.
Jeez.
This says that in the 17th century, it got really cold during a period
when all the sunspots disappeared.
The "Maunder Minimum."
Maunder Minimum?
It sounds like a finishing move!
MAUNDER MINIMUM! Die from cold!
You really burned your Cosmo, there!
Huh?
I didn't get it, either.
Right! We're done!
What, now?
You're hungry, aren't you?
Yeah.
Then how about we review the events of the day, like a real club?
Sounds great!
Okay!
To summarize today...
Is it okay to write on that?
The sun is amazing. Incredible, too. Maunder Minimum. Death to the opponent.
All that looking at the sun makes me want to eat fruit, for some reason.
I know what you mean!
I think I do, too.
Then let's go eat!
Fruit!
We have to give the key back to the teacher, too.
Oh, that's right.
She's in the faculty room, right?
That was just like a real club!
It kind of was.
It was so fun!
Yeah, it wa— Whoa!
Are you okay?
Ta... Ta!
Ta?
Ta! TA!
Speak properly. Don't be embarrassed.
Ta!
Yuzu-chan's embarrassed!
It's fine. Here.
Ba!
What does "ba" mean?
Out of all Mt. Fuji's peaks, the shortest is Komagatake.
It's tall compared to other mountains, though.
So it's like the pro baseball player who always gets put on the bench?
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